| HR: What is your weakness? HE: I'm very short tempered. HR: Explain? HE: I can't. HR: Please explain. HE: Bhenchod... Bar-Bar Ek Hi Baat! |
| Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!" Woman look at a man's face and think the same! |
| To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an ORGASM everyday. . . . . . O: Oil free food. R: Ripe fruits. G: Grilled vegetables. A: All wheat bread S: Salt-free food. M: Morning Exercise What you thought also works! |
| Don't argue with women; Bcoz... . . . . . . . . . . . Sex is more important then ego! |
| The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive. And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive! |
| A princess meets a talking frog. Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince? Frog: Babe, that was my grandfather's time. I need a blow job! |
| I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart! |
| Sex is like Maths. Add the bed; Subtract the clothes; Divide the legs; And pray to God, you don't multiply! |
| Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi. Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein! |
| Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha Dost: "Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?" Pathan Khush Hote Hue, "Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari!" |
