| Girl changed status: Feeling awesome Boy commented: De Aayi Aaj! |
| If we ban all things that get done in 2 minutes, a lot of men would be left "Sex Starved"! |
| Credibility is like virginity... once you lose it, you can never get it back! |
| Universally, there are 3 kinds of responses: 1. Yes 2. No 3. May Be India has a 4th kind: 4. Lauda |
| Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them! |
| Remove negativity from your mind. If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'! |
| Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President, "I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth." |
| A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass! |
| You can be a Doctor and Save lives; You can be a Lawyer and Defend lives; You can be a Soldier and Protect lives; or . . . . Remain a Fucker and create Lives! |
| She: You like Veg or Non-veg? He: Veg. She: Veg Mein Kya Pasand Hai? He: Cleaveg! |
