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![Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad<br/>
Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.<br/>
Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!]()
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Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.
Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai! -
![Late night conversation:<br/>
Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!<br/>
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!<br/>
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Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!
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![Girl: Kaisa hai?<br />
Boy: Lamba!<br />
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Boy: Lamba!
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Girl: Kaisa hai?
Boy: Lamba.
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A boyfriend and a girlfriend watching porn.
Girlfriend: Did you see that? It's so disgusting!
Boyfriend: What?
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Girl: Kya Kehna Tha Tumhein Jaan?
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Boy: What if L of Lucknow is replaced by F? -
Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn.
Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting!
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH! -
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That's why their Happiness comes either from boobs or bottles!]()
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![Girlfriend's dilemma:<br/>
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?]()
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Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? -
Ultimate Confusion:
She texts: To fir Chod de na Mujhe, aaj hi!
And now he is totally confused... exactly, Karna Kya hai?
