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After Sex:
Girl: Ho Geya Kya?
Boy: Haan
Girl: Bhosdi Ke Itni Jaldi To Meri Shampoo Ki Bottle Se Shampoo Bhi Nahi Niklta! -
![Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.<br/>
Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.
Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge! -
![Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?<br/>
Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away.]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?
Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away. -
![Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please.
Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please. Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi! -
![While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl<br/>
Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!]()
Upload to Facebook While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl
Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?
Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya! -
![Girlfriend: Baby, I bought a new dress piece, Neck Kaisa Banwaaoon?<br/>
Boyfriend: Kaisa Bhi Banwa, Mera Haath Andar Jaana Chahiye!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Baby, I bought a new dress piece, Neck Kaisa Banwaaoon?
Boyfriend: Kaisa Bhi Banwa, Mera Haath Andar Jaana Chahiye! -
![Girl: How am I looking?<br />
Boy: Nice<br />
Girl: Achhe Se Bolo Na...<br />
Boy: Beautiful<br />
Girl: Arey Sachhi Batao<br />
Boy: Bhenchod Ye Dekh Khada Ho Geya Mera!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: How am I looking?
Boy: Nice
Girl: Achhe Se Bolo Na...
Boy: Beautiful
Girl: Arey Sachhi Batao
Boy: Bhenchod Ye Dekh Khada Ho Geya Mera! -
Girl to Boy: Tum Kitne Bhai Behan Ho?
Boy: 6
Girl: Kyon Maa Baap Ko Koi Kaam Nahi Tha Kya?
Boy: Tum Kitne Ho?
Girl: 1
Boy: Kyon Baap Mein Dum Nahi Tha Kya? -
![Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.<br />
Girl: You just wanna fuck me?<br />
Boy: Wow and smart too!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.
Girl: You just wanna fuck me?
Boy: Wow and smart too! -
![Boy: Our settings are different.
Girl: Yes, you are equipped with WiFi Antenna and I have a USB port!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Our settings are different. Girl: Yes, you are equipped with WiFi Antenna and I have a USB port!
