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Boy: Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it! -
![Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?<br/>
Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?
Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging! -
![Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?<br/>
Girl: Because there is no time!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Girl: Because there is no time! -
![Girl: I love kids.<br/>
Boy: I love the process!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: I love kids.
Boy: I love the process! -
![Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.<br/>
Boy: Then show me some more attitude!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.
Boy: Then show me some more attitude! -
![While chatting:<br/>
Guy: Do you fuck?<br/>
Girl: Excuse me?<br/>
Guy: Do you fuck?<br/>
Girl: Shut up, you asshole.<br/>
Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.<br/>
Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?<br/>
Guy: Do you suck?<br/>
Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod!]()
Upload to Facebook While chatting:
Guy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Excuse me?
Guy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Shut up, you asshole.
Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.
Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?
Guy: Do you suck?
Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod! -
![Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?<br/>
Girl: Sure. Here you go.<br/>
Boy: What do you see?<br/>
Girl: Darkness. Why?<br/>
Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.<br/>
Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?
Girl: Sure. Here you go.
Boy: What do you see?
Girl: Darkness. Why?
Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.
Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega! -
Ladka: Kash Main Tera Blouse Hota, To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.
Ladki: Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota! -
Boy: Will You Marry Me?
Girl: No... I Just Want To Have a Physical Relationship With You.
Boy: Tou Phir Main Rishta Fuck-Ka Samjhun? -
Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
Boyfriend: Yeh Toh CHUT-YA-PAA Ho Gaya!
