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Upload to Facebook Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Girl: Because there is no time! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I love kids.
Boy: I love the process! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.
Boy: Then show me some more attitude! -
Upload to Facebook While chatting:
Guy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Excuse me?
Guy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Shut up, you asshole.
Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.
Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?
Guy: Do you suck?
Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?
Girl: Sure. Here you go.
Boy: What do you see?
Girl: Darkness. Why?
Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.
Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.
Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?
Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away. -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please. Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi! -
Upload to Facebook While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl
Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?
Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Baby, I bought a new dress piece, Neck Kaisa Banwaaoon?
Boyfriend: Kaisa Bhi Banwa, Mera Haath Andar Jaana Chahiye!
