| On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself. |
| I'm not saying you're a slut but you're dirtier than my browser history. |
| Being gay is fine. Being bi-sexual is fine. Being straight is fine. Do you know what's not fine - Being You! |
| I guess those penis enlargement pills are working, you're twice the dick you were yesterday! |
| Sweetie, your face is the only form of birth control you need! |
| I don't have enough middle fingers to tell you exactly how I feel. |
| I just don't have enough middle fingers for today. |
| If I wanted to hear from an ass, I would fart. |
| I hate it when ugly people say, "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate. |
| Don't call a girl - a bitch. Bitches hate that. |
