| You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't! |
| Twinkle, Twinkle little whore; You're cheaper than the dollar store! |
| Boy: 2+2 is 4, 4 +5 is 9, I can get into yours but you can't get into mine. Girl: 2+2 is 4, 4+5 is 9, I can know the length of yours but you can't know the depth of mine. |
| My dick is so big that it has its own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than yours. |
| Fuck off. And when you get there, Fuck off a bit more. |
| Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole! |
| Roses are red, violets are blue; I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you! |
| 'K'. Well, Potassium to you too, motherfucker! |
| Sorry, I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret. |
| If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$. |
