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You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same! -
![Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret!]()
Upload to Facebook Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret! -
At least a whore makes money for being a hoe. You on the other hand, do that for free! -
If you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your ass! -
![Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them.]()
Upload to Facebook Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them. -
![No, I don't have a headache. You are just no good in bed.]()
Upload to Facebook No, I don't have a headache. You are just no good in bed. -
![Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!]()
Upload to Facebook Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole! -
It's the little things in life, that remind me of your Penis! -
Your IQ is so low that you only pass a pregnancy test! -
You're as useless as a nun with big tits.
