Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass! |
Govt employees are like sperms, . .. ... .... ..... only 1 in a million works! |
I'm not saying you're a slut but if you had a password to your vagina, . .. ... it would be '1234'! |
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life! |
If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour! |
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me! |
The middle finger speaks for itself; But some people aren't even worth the little bit of energy tt takes - to raise it! |
You should have pubic hair on your head... because you always have sex on your mind! |
Hey Bitch! The only thing that's virgin about you is your nose; and even that's been fingered! |
Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me! |