Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them. |
No, I don't have a headache. You are just no good in bed. |
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole! |
If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$. |
I just don't have enough middle fingers for today. |
If I wanted to hear from an ass, I would fart. |
My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you. |