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Jeans: Keeping erections concealed since 1873! -
Costa, Starbucks or Barista aren't really that expensive when one considers what Victoria's Secret charges for 2 Cups ! -
Correct communication is so important.
A woman to a man during sex, "Keep it up"!
The man wonders if it was a complaint or compliment! -
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And when you get there, it's all over in no time!]()
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And when you get there, it's all over in no time! -
What's the difference between a man and a woman?
A man always has the same dick between his legs all his life... a woman may not! -
Why the fuck do I check my fucking phone every fucking minute... even though I am fucking sure that no one's gonna send a fucking message. What the fuck! -
Four reasons why I curse:
1. Because I F**king want to.
2. Because I F**king can.
3. Because I love it.
4. Because I don't give a F**k! -
Both guys and girls lie about the number of people they have had sex with.
The difference is that the guys add, and the girls subtract! -
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care! -
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letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes and dreams... now that's being naked!]()
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