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![My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night. <br/>
But we still didn't finish the argument!]()
Upload to Facebook My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night.
But we still didn't finish the argument! -
![Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?<br/>
Boy: Veg.<br/>
Girl: What do you like in Veg?<br/>
Boy: CleaVeg!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?
Boy: Veg.
Girl: What do you like in Veg?
Boy: CleaVeg! -
![Girl: What shall I wear tonight?<br/>
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?<br/>
Girl: Nothing.<br/>
Boy: Exactly!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: What shall I wear tonight?
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
Girl: Nothing.
Boy: Exactly! -
Boy: Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it! -
![Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?<br/>
Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?
Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging! -
![There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.<br/>
Same can be said of girls!]()
Upload to Facebook There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.
Same can be said of girls! -
![Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?<br/>
Girl: Because there is no time!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Girl: Because there is no time! -
![Girl: I love kids.<br/>
Boy: I love the process!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: I love kids.
Boy: I love the process!
