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![I was watching a porn clip on the net earlier.<br/>
It was titled, 'Lawyer fucks client'.<br/>
It was filed under the category 'Reality'!]()
Upload to Facebook I was watching a porn clip on the net earlier.
It was titled, 'Lawyer fucks client'.
It was filed under the category 'Reality'! -
![A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, `All lawyers are assholes!` <br/>
The man jumped to his feet and said, `Hey! I resent that!` <br/>
`Are you a lawyer?`<br/>
`No, I'm an asshole!`]()
Upload to Facebook A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!"
The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
"Are you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole!" -
![What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?<br />
Stick his bill up his ass!]()
Upload to Facebook What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass! -
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He grows taller! -
Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A. The prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead. -
A judge charged 10,800 fine to a man held for rape. When asked why 10,800?
The judge replied, "10,000 for rape and 8% entertainment tax". -
Q: Why do lawyers and prostitutes do not engage in sex?
A: Because there would be a dispute on who would charge. -
A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All lawyers are ASSHOLES!"
2nd Man: Hey! I resent that!
1st Man: Why, are you a lawyer?
2nd Man: No! I'm an asshole! -
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: A prostitute will stop screwing you once you're dead!
