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Upload to Facebook I was watching a porn clip on the net earlier.
It was titled, 'Lawyer fucks client'.
It was filed under the category 'Reality'! -
Upload to Facebook A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!"
The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
"Are you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole!" -
Upload to Facebook What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass!
