I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection! |
Hold her hands in public, . . . . . . . Fold her legs in private! |
Love is very strong, It can remove Tears, Fears and Underwears! |
I believe in love at first sight but science calls it... . . . . . . . Erection! |
A smile to put you on high, A kiss to set your soul alright, Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you? |
The sheer problem faced by me because of my immense love for you is that every time I miss you, I don't have enough strength and thus can't... . . . . . . wank! |
Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop! |
Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE! |
Come touch me gently, baby and make me yours; I like your sweet smell, it makes me want you more. Make love to me, stay in my arms and hug me tight; I am your babe forever and not for just only one night! |
Love happens when your spouse is out of town! |