I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection! |
Hold her hands in public, . . . . . . . Fold her legs in private! |
A smile to put you on high, A kiss to set your soul alright, Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you? |
Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop! |
Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE! |
Love happens when your spouse is out of town! |
Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find! |
Love may be blind; but it seems to be able to find its way around in the dark! |
Don't love someone so much that you stop watching porn! |
Love is the most powerful emotion on earth. It can remove Tears, Fears and even Underwears! |