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![The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love.<br/>
I told her she should thank all the women that came before her!]()
Upload to Facebook The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love.
I told her she should thank all the women that came before her! -
![As a married man, when I say I lasted all night, what I'm trying to say is that I slept continuously without having to wake up in the middle of the night to pee!]()
Upload to Facebook As a married man, when I say I lasted all night, what I'm trying to say is that I slept continuously without having to wake up in the middle of the night to pee! -
![Some bloody thought:<br />
Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf...<br />
Hila-ry Thi]()
Upload to Facebook Some bloody thought:
Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf...
Hila-ry Thi -
![A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated.<br />
The wife says, `Look, they're expanding Dick's.`<br />
The husband says, `Sign me up!`]()
Upload to Facebook A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated.
The wife says, "Look, they're expanding Dick's."
The husband says, "Sign me up!" -
![Clear Understanding:<br/>
Husband: I love you.<br/>
Wife: Aaj Nahi.<br/>
Husband: OK!]()
Upload to Facebook Clear Understanding:
Husband: I love you.
Wife: Aaj Nahi.
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![Since I have heard so many stories about wives having headaches,<br/>
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I assume a married man's idea of foreplay would be half an hour of applying balm on his wife's forehead!]()
Upload to Facebook Since I have heard so many stories about wives having headaches,
I assume a married man's idea of foreplay would be half an hour of applying balm on his wife's forehead! -
![I told my wife that wearing a mask is really uncomfortable.<br/>
She laughed and told me to try wearing a bra for a day!]()
Upload to Facebook I told my wife that wearing a mask is really uncomfortable.
She laughed and told me to try wearing a bra for a day! -
![He proposed marriage because she promised she will make him try different positions.<br/>
Now he is a husband, driver and cook!]()
Upload to Facebook He proposed marriage because she promised she will make him try different positions.
Now he is a husband, driver and cook! -
![What is mutual understanding?<br/>
Wife: I love you.<br/>
Husband: Kitne Paise Chahiye?<br/><br/>
Husband: I love you.<br/>
Wife: Ruko, Bachhe Soye Nahi Abhi!]()
Upload to Facebook What is mutual understanding?
Wife: I love you.
Husband: Kitne Paise Chahiye?
Husband: I love you.
Wife: Ruko, Bachhe Soye Nahi Abhi! -
![Wife: Honey the vacuum is not sucking.<br/>
Husband: Frustrating isn't it!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Honey the vacuum is not sucking.
Husband: Frustrating isn't it!
