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![There is love without sex and there's sex without love.<br/>
And then there are we married couples without both!]()
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![My wife is so frigid, her tits must be tips of icebergs.]()
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![Wife: Our vacuum cleaner has stopped sucking.<br/>
Husband: Maybe it got married?]()
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![I was so excited when my wife texted me that she wanted to be on top tonight.<br/>
Didn't have a clue that she was talking about the bunk bed that we bought last week!]()
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Didn't have a clue that she was talking about the bunk bed that we bought last week! -
![A man and a woman can just be friends with no sex involved.<br/>
It's called marriage!]()
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![1st year of marriage: Great sex! Now let's cuddle and fall asleep.<br/>
10th year of marriage: Sex? We just did that in April!]()
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![Ambulances and women have a lot in common. They both make a lot of noise to let you know that they're coming!]()
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After all these years my wife still thinks I'm sexy.
Every time I walk by she says, "What an Ass"! -
![What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?<br />A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.]()
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![Last night, I told my husband, we should try some role reversal in bed.<br/>
And the bastard said he had a headache!]()
Upload to Facebook Last night, I told my husband, we should try some role reversal in bed.
And the bastard said he had a headache!
