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![Husband is praying before going to bed.<br/>
Wife: What are you praying for?<br/>
Husband: For guidance.<br/>
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!]()
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Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me! -
![Husband: Want a quickie?<br/>
Wife: As opposed to what?]()
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Wife: As opposed to what? -
![Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.<br/>
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti! -
![A couple during sex:<br/>
Husband: I'm about to come, honey.<br/>
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.<br/>
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...<br/>
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.<br/>
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.<br/>
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!]()
Upload to Facebook A couple during sex:
Husband: I'm about to come, honey.
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din! -
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is! -
![Husband asks is angry wife for sex. <br/>
Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face. <br/>
Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband asks is angry wife for sex.
Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face.
Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style! -
![Husband says to wife: My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight.<br/>
Wife: Why not wear Silver and come second for a change!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband says to wife: My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight.
Wife: Why not wear Silver and come second for a change! -
Husband asked his wife while performing:
Husband: Honey, why do I get all my great ideas in bed only?
Wife: Because at that time you're plugged Into A Genius! -
![Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.<br/>
Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex!]()
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Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex! -
I got fucked by a priest 15 years ago...
He said, "You may now kiss the bride"!
