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Upload to Facebook Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what? -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti! -
Upload to Facebook A couple during sex:
Husband: I'm about to come, honey.
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din! -
Upload to Facebook Husband asks is angry wife for sex.
Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face.
Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style! -
Upload to Facebook Husband says to wife: My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight.
Wife: Why not wear Silver and come second for a change! -
Upload to Facebook Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex! -
Upload to Facebook The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling! -
Upload to Facebook On the 1st night after marriage:
Wife: Please, let's spend our 1st night 'Understanding' each other.
Husband: Darling, something 'Under' is already 'Standing' for you! Men will be MEN. -
Upload to Facebook How do you know when your wife is really dead?
Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger! -
Upload to Facebook My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!
