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Upload to Facebook There is love without sex and there's sex without love.
And then there are we married couples without both! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is so frigid, her tits must be tips of icebergs. -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Our vacuum cleaner has stopped sucking.
Husband: Maybe it got married? -
Upload to Facebook I was so excited when my wife texted me that she wanted to be on top tonight.
Didn't have a clue that she was talking about the bunk bed that we bought last week! -
Upload to Facebook A man and a woman can just be friends with no sex involved.
It's called marriage! -
Upload to Facebook 1st year of marriage: Great sex! Now let's cuddle and fall asleep.
10th year of marriage: Sex? We just did that in April! -
Upload to Facebook Ambulances and women have a lot in common. They both make a lot of noise to let you know that they're coming! -
Upload to Facebook What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery. -
Upload to Facebook Last night, I told my husband, we should try some role reversal in bed.
And the bastard said he had a headache! -
Upload to Facebook Husband is praying before going to bed.
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
