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My wife and I finally became sexually compatible... we achieve simultaneous headaches! -
![The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling!]()
Upload to Facebook The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling! -
![On the 1st night after marriage:<br />
Wife: Please, let's spend our 1st night 'Understanding' each other.<br />
Husband: Darling, something 'Under' is already 'Standing' for you!
Men will be MEN.]()
Upload to Facebook On the 1st night after marriage:
Wife: Please, let's spend our 1st night 'Understanding' each other.
Husband: Darling, something 'Under' is already 'Standing' for you! Men will be MEN. -
![How do you know when your wife is really dead?<br/>
Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger!]()
Upload to Facebook How do you know when your wife is really dead?
Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger! -
![My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home! -
![If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?<br />
Divorce proceedings, most likely!]()
Upload to Facebook If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
Divorce proceedings, most likely! -
![What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?<br />
Marriage!]()
Upload to Facebook What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
Marriage! -
![Wife: Whenever I sing classical why do you go and stand in the balcony.<br />
Husband: To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm fucking you forcefully!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Whenever I sing classical why do you go and stand in the balcony.
Husband: To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm fucking you forcefully! -
![Newly weds sleep - LIPS to LIPS!<br />
Old ones - HIPS to HIPS!]()
Upload to Facebook Newly weds sleep - LIPS to LIPS!
Old ones - HIPS to HIPS! -
![My smart phone just auto-corrected `fuck you` to `whatever you say, honey`!]()
Upload to Facebook My smart phone just auto-corrected "fuck you" to "whatever you say, honey"!
