| Husband: I fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in ur ear? Wife: No, I might go deaf! Husband: I've been cumin in ur mouth 4 15yrs & u r still fuckin talking. |
| Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye. |
| 'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven. 'One more thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.' |
| Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra? Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra. |
| Q: What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom? A: They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet. |
| Q: Why does a woman have two pair of lips? A: One is for fighting and one is to make up. |
| Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai! Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon! Lady: Tujhe sab ne bola kya? Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha! |
| A man kills a deer & cooks it but doesn't tell kids what it is. He gives a clue: It's what mom calls me. Boy cries out: Don't eat it. It's a fucking asshole. |
| Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai. Husband: Kya hua? Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai. |
| Son kills a butterfly. Dad: No butter for 2 weeks. Son kills a honeybee. Dad: No honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills a cockroach. Son: Dad u tell her or should I? |