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Why is a joke like a pussy or a dick?
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Learn to be happy with small things in life... because the big ones are usually artificial!]()
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Learn to be happy with small things in life... because the big ones are usually artificial! -
A daring thing printed on a newly engaged girl on her T-shirt:
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![Happiness is like penis.<br />
It always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!]()
Upload to Facebook Happiness is like penis.
It always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is! -
![Why are women considered stronger than men?<br />
Because women carry two mountains on their chest;<br />
Whereas men carry only two stones and that too, with the help of a crane!]()
Upload to Facebook Why are women considered stronger than men?
Because women carry two mountains on their chest;
Whereas men carry only two stones and that too, with the help of a crane! -
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![3 women on sex.<br />
1. My man is like a Rolls Royce, smooth and sophisticated.<br />
2. Mine a like a Ferrari, fast & powerful.<br />
3. Mine is like an old Fiat, needs a hand start!]()
Upload to Facebook 3 women on sex.
1. My man is like a Rolls Royce, smooth and sophisticated.
2. Mine a like a Ferrari, fast & powerful.
3. Mine is like an old Fiat, needs a hand start! -
![Relationship Tip:<br />
If she's giving you Blowjob while in the shower...<br />
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If she's giving you Blowjob while in the shower...
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When everyone has left you and no one is around you and you are standing alone in some corner of this world.
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![A man takes birth from a hole.<br />
After growing up, he keeps searching for holes.<br />
After he dies, he is buried in a hole.<br />
That's why he is nicknamed: Fuckin' ass'hole!]()
Upload to Facebook A man takes birth from a hole.
After growing up, he keeps searching for holes.
After he dies, he is buried in a hole.
That's why he is nicknamed: Fuckin' ass'hole!
