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To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part!]()
Upload to Facebook Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part! -
Roses are Red
Twitter is Blue
You look bangable
So I'll follow you! -
Height of Misunderstanding:
Girl: How do you do?
Boy: Same old Method... Legs on the shoulder and then extreme jerks and shakes! -
Why're Quantum Physicists so poor at sex?
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Because when they find the position, they can't find momentum;
And when they find momentum, they can't find the position! -
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* Condoms Apply! -
If a girl follows a boy while he is walking, then it's "AXE EFFECT";
But if a boy follows a girl while she is walking then it is
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"ASS EFFECT"! -
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and she leaves! -
Viagra is the only pill that gets standing ovation by the organ that uses it! -
What do you call a boyfriend who wanks more than twice a day?
A Terrorwrist! -
Isn't it strange:
Ants hate Cucumbers;
But Aunties love them!
