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In all these summers, one thing I've always been confused about is when they say...
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"A man must not screw an opportunity, when presented!"
I mean why not! -
Clarification regarding organ donation:
Giving your organ for a few moments to needy between the hands/lips/limbs is not "organ donation"! -
Irony:
Laptop speakers are too quiet for music;
And simply too loud for porn! -
The current price of gold is like a strapless Bra... Half the people are wondering what's holding it up and the other half are waiting for it to drop so that they can grab the opportunity with both hands! -
A Boy to a Pimp at a whorehouse: Get me a girl with big boobs and a small hole.
After sometime, a girl came to that boy and said, "Are you the one who has big mouth and a small dick?" -
Ex Girlfriend: Hi! How are you doing these days?
Boy: By hand! -
Men always say "I LOVE YOU" to girls but do you know the true meaning of this?
I: I'm
L: Looking
O: Over your
V: Vaginal
E: Entry
Y: You must take
O: Off your
U: Underwear! -
![We all must respect successful men because they achieve lots of things... without having any boobs!]()
Upload to Facebook We all must respect successful men because they achieve lots of things... without having any boobs! -
![Nipple Nipple, You're So Far;<br />
Come Closer, Let Me Press You Hard;<br />
Up Above The Chest So High;<br />
Always Milky Never Ever Dry;<br />
Let Me Suck You Don't Feel Shy;<br />
Alone in The Bra, You'll One Day Die!]()
Upload to Facebook Nipple Nipple, You're So Far;
Come Closer, Let Me Press You Hard;
Up Above The Chest So High;
Always Milky Never Ever Dry;
Let Me Suck You Don't Feel Shy;
Alone in The Bra, You'll One Day Die! -
Why did the single man mention his status as 'complicated'?
Because he was confused about which hand to use!
