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What do guys usually say after Sex?
I Love You? Wrong!
That was great? Wrong again!
I Loved it? Wrong Again!
The Answer is:
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Oh! Where are my fucking clothes! -
![Gynaecologist: A person who looks for problems in places where most people find pleasure!]()
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How is a condom like a photograph?
They both capture that special moment! -
It's not that i'm always horny. it's just that you always look so faceable! -
Difference and Similarity between VAGINA & COFFIN?
You CUM in one and GO in the other!
And you certainly got to be STIFF to get into either of them! -
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Do not play with stray dogs, you may get rabies;<br/>
And do not play with smart boys, you may get babies!]()
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Do not play with stray dogs, you may get rabies;
And do not play with smart boys, you may get babies! -
![Girl: Fuck you!<br />
Boy: Promise!]()
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Boy: Promise! -
A kiss is a gamble, sex is a game;
Boys do the action, girls get the blame;
They say you're pretty, they say you're fine;
But 9 months later, ÿou hear - "It's not mine"! -
![Boy: Please let me fiddle with your left and right Controls.<br />
Girl: But just only once.<br />
Boy: Can I also touch your software?<br />
Girl: First show me your hardware.<br />
Boy: Come sit down on my joystick.<br />
Girl: My disk is not protected, you'll infect me with virus!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Please let me fiddle with your left and right Controls.
Girl: But just only once.
Boy: Can I also touch your software?
Girl: First show me your hardware.
Boy: Come sit down on my joystick.
Girl: My disk is not protected, you'll infect me with virus! -
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