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Computer Simile:
Techies: Compact Dicks
Aliens: Laser Dicks
Old Men: Floppy Dicks
Young Men: Hard Dicks
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![What's the difference between a SKY and a SKIRT?<br />
Sky covers the whole Universe whereas a Skirt covers the Universal Hole!]()
Upload to Facebook What's the difference between a SKY and a SKIRT?
Sky covers the whole Universe whereas a Skirt covers the Universal Hole! -
What's the difference between a Lollipop and a Dick?
If a Girl sucks a Lollipop, it becomes smaller;
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![Five Road Signs that best describe a FEMALE ORGAN:<br />
1. Deep excavation<br />
2. Slippery when wet<br />
3. Stop on red signal<br />
4. Slow down on curves & humps<br />
5. Men at work]()
Upload to Facebook Five Road Signs that best describe a FEMALE ORGAN:
1. Deep excavation
2. Slippery when wet
3. Stop on red signal
4. Slow down on curves & humps
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I believe in love at first sight but science calls it...
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![Height of Revenge:<br />
Women eating chillies before giving husband Blow Job!]()
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Women eating chillies before giving husband Blow Job! -
![If necessity is the mother of invention;<br />
Then frustration is the father of masturbation!]()
Upload to Facebook If necessity is the mother of invention;
Then frustration is the father of masturbation! -
![Lines said by a true lover:<br/>
My Heart always belonged to just one girl....but I have Sperms for the rest!]()
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My Heart always belonged to just one girl....but I have Sperms for the rest! -
Men don't always need advice.
Sometimes all they really need is:
A hand to hold;
An ear to nuzzle;
A heart to love;
Lips to kiss;
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Boobs to suck;
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How do we know God is a man?
Because if God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate!
