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Do you know why?
The bank wanted to advertise that they're open 24 hrs! -
Upload to Facebook I'm no religious man, but blow jobs are a great way for bad girls to pay for their sins! -
Upload to Facebook Roses are nice, Violets are fine;
I'll be the 6, if you be the 9! -
Upload to Facebook Behave yourself and remember -
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What happens tonight goes on Facebook tomorrow! -
Upload to Facebook Fact of Life:
No matter, how sweet a girl is;
Down below, she's always salty! -
Upload to Facebook Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin! -
Upload to Facebook 5 missed calls from your girlfriend means, you missed a fuck;
5 missed calls from your wife means, you are fucked! -
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But none of them comes and touches the man's 'dick and says "Well done"!
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters! -
Upload to Facebook The worst part of being caught masturbating by your girlfriend is explaining that it's technically her fault? -
Upload to Facebook Gas prices are a lot like girls. We just wish they would go down.
