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Upload to Facebook People sweat... so that they don't catch fire while having sex! -
Upload to Facebook Drawing is the second thing in the world that requires hand and imagination... simultaneously! -
Upload to Facebook Karma is like 69... you get what you give! -
Upload to Facebook All girls are beautiful after the lights are switched off;
And all boys are innocent, before the lights are off! -
Upload to Facebook Women are like different types of coffee. Only the really good ones keep you awake all night! -
Upload to Facebook A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets... you don't know where to puts your hands! -
Upload to Facebook Boobs are like kids 'toys' - fun to play with... but they eventually end up in the mouth! -
Upload to Facebook Popeye was a lonely sailor. That explains his huge forearms! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Girlfriend,
United we bang, divided I nightfall! -
Upload to Facebook I'm no mathematician but I'm pretty sure the square root of 69 = my tongue!
