Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes! |
Expecting to get rid of covid and be completely free and fearless, once vaccinated is like thinking will never have to masturbate once married! |
Today they said, "Wear a mask while driving alone." Tomorrow they will say, "Wear a condom when you are sleeping alone!" |
The UK asked a few happy customers of Pfizer. They were already satisfied using Viagra. This is how Pfizer got COVID vaccine approval! |
It seems the whole of America has come to a standstill in choosing their next President. Medically, this condition is called Electile Dysfunction. Two old men... well past their prime... fighting to get erected! |
HIV Ne Penis Pe Condom Laga Diya. COVID Ne Munh Par Mask Laga Diya. Gand Sirf Bachi Thi, Usse Economy Maar Rahi Hai! |
Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty. So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie! |
Punjab to enforce strict lockdown on weekends (Saturday and Sunday) is like, "Baby, Upar Upar Se Kar Lo"! #PunjabLockdown |
Coronavirus has established a connection between Nasal Cavity and the Anus. Moment one sneezes Sabki Gaand Phatne Lagti Hai! |
Masks are going to be just like condoms. You don't like wearing them, but you keep one on you just in case they don't let you in without one! |