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  • Masks are apparently the new bra.<br/>
They are uncomfortable, you only wear them in public and when you don't wear one everyone notices!Upload to Facebook
    Masks are apparently the new bra.
    They are uncomfortable, you only wear them in public and when you don't wear one everyone notices!
  • Did you know that 'Bat Soup' is a million time stronger than Viagra?<br/>
You drink a plate and fuck the whole world!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know that 'Bat Soup' is a million time stronger than Viagra?
    You drink a plate and fuck the whole world!
  • Chinese Govt. released the name of the citizen of Wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus.<br/>
His name is Lay Lee Sub Kee!Upload to Facebook
    Chinese Govt. released the name of the citizen of Wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus.
    His name is Lay Lee Sub Kee!
  • Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!<br/>
#Covid-19 #CoronavirusUpload to Facebook
    Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!
    #Covid-19 #Coronavirus
  • Corona Virus Stages in India:<br/><br/>

Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain<br/>
Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta<br/>
Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai<br/>
Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude<br/>
Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le!Upload to Facebook
    Corona Virus Stages in India:

    Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain
    Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta
    Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai
    Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude
    Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le!
  • The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought!Upload to Facebook
    The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought!
  • All those people resorting to panic buying:<br/>
Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots!<br/>
#Covid_19 #CoronavirusUpload to Facebook
    All those people resorting to panic buying:
    Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots!
    #Covid_19 #Coronavirus
  • When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 PM and 3:30 AM, it is SEX.<br/>
When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 AM and 3:30 PM, it is SENSEX!Upload to Facebook
    When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 PM and 3:30 AM, it is SEX.
    When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 AM and 3:30 PM, it is SENSEX!
  • Types of Corona Viruses in India:<br/>

Corona<br/>
Aur Corona<br/>
Bus Corona<br/>
Mat Corona<br/>
Dheere Se Corona<br/>
Jor Se Corona<br/>
Ek Bar Aur Corona<br/>
Bar Bar Corona<br/>
Har Bar Jor Se CoronaUpload to Facebook
    Types of Corona Viruses in India:
    Corona
    Aur Corona
    Bus Corona
    Mat Corona
    Dheere Se Corona
    Jor Se Corona
    Ek Bar Aur Corona
    Bar Bar Corona
    Har Bar Jor Se Corona
  • The  Canadian government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws. <br/><br/>

They are:<br/><br/>

1. Legalized gay marriage<br/><br/>

2. Legalized marijuana <br/><br/>

Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense. <br/><br/>

Leviticus 20:13 says: `If a man lies with another man, they should be stoned.`<br/><br/>

Apparently, we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!Upload to Facebook
    The Canadian government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.

    They are:

    1. Legalized gay marriage

    2. Legalized marijuana

    Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.

    Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man, they should be stoned."

    Apparently, we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
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