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Upload to Facebook Masks are apparently the new bra.
They are uncomfortable, you only wear them in public and when you don't wear one everyone notices! -
Upload to Facebook Did you know that 'Bat Soup' is a million time stronger than Viagra?
You drink a plate and fuck the whole world! -
Upload to Facebook Chinese Govt. released the name of the citizen of Wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus.
His name is Lay Lee Sub Kee! -
Upload to Facebook Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!
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Upload to Facebook Corona Virus Stages in India:
Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain
Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta
Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai
Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude
Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le! -
Upload to Facebook The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought! -
Upload to Facebook All those people resorting to panic buying:
Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots!
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Upload to Facebook When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 PM and 3:30 AM, it is SEX.
When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 AM and 3:30 PM, it is SENSEX! -
Upload to Facebook Types of Corona Viruses in India:
Corona
Aur Corona
Bus Corona
Mat Corona
Dheere Se Corona
Jor Se Corona
Ek Bar Aur Corona
Bar Bar Corona
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Upload to Facebook The Canadian government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.
They are:
1. Legalized gay marriage
2. Legalized marijuana
Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man, they should be stoned."
Apparently, we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
