| Govt. has just issued directive and limit for ladies to keep Rs.100 note in their bras as per their size. Any lady violating the limit will be prosecuted. Bra size 26: 4 notes 28-32: 6-8 notes 34-36: 10-15 notes 36-40: 25-35 notes Above 40: 45 notes + You can give commercial service to public for storage. Service tax applicable as per norms! |
| Most ladies will have to change their bra sizes from 34B to 38D to accommodate 100 Rs notes! |
| If Indians had realized the importance of withdrawal at the right time... there wouldn't be so much of a crowd in banks today! |
| Trump was like porn. Everybody liked and watched but nobody admitted in pre-polls! |
| Funny how Hilary Clinton wants to sit over the desk, that Monica sat under! |
| Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations. Isn't it Hillaryous! |
| Some people are so money minded. They tied up Kim Kardashian and took away the diamonds! |
| In the meantime, wives have found a new slogan, instead of "I have a headache" they are saying... . . . . . . . . . . "No Surgical Strike Tonight!" |
| The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries! |
| If Russia decides to invade Turkey from rear will Greece help? Reply: Greece or No Greece, Russia will just Putin |