Just a thought... If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear Would Greece help? |
What an Irony! The government uses Section 69A of the IT Act 2000 to ban porn! |
Breaking News: According to sources, the idea was to ban pork after beef. Due to a typo in the labyrinths of the bureaucracy, they ended up banning porn! #PornBan |
First Maggi and now Porn! So basically government is against anything which gives us pleasure in 2 minutes! |
Forget "Make in India", now one can't even "Shake in India"! #PornBan |
Porn is banned in Gulf, now it is is banned in India. No Income Tax in Gulf, your turn now - Mr Finance Minister! |
If we ban all things that get done in 2 minutes, a lot of men would be left "Sex Starved"! |
Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President, "I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth." |
As the Americans get closer to the 2016 election, please remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create jobs for the Americans. The last time she had a job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky! |
Sab Bol Rahe The Voting Hai Voting Hai Dal Ke Aa... Dal Ke Aa... Dalne Geya Toh Dalne Nahi Diya... Sirf Dabaa Ke Aana Pada! |