| Pappu: My girlfriend is working late tonight so I'm making dinner. Bunty: What are you cooking? Pappu: I am simply putting an aluminum foil on my crotch to keep her meal warm! |
| You've just been using me for sex! "said the girlfriend". Pappu: What else did you expect? "Love and support", the girlfriend shouted. "So you've just been using me for love and support", Pappu shouted back. |
| Pretty girl to Pappu who's wearing blue swimming trunks, "Hey, did you know your eyes match your trunks?" Pappu: Why? Are my eyes bulging? |
| Pappu: From the movie "Vicky Donor", we learnt that donating sperm is also a business. Bunty: Undoubtedly! Pappu: I realise that I have certainly wasted a lot of money! |
| Pappu: Madam, when I grow up, how will my wife have a baby? Teacher after thinking for sometime, "An angel will come from heaven and hand over a baby to your wife". Pappu: So who do I screw, wife or angel? |
| Pappu: Do you know 1 + 1 = 3. Bunty: But how? . .. ... Pappu: If you don't use a condom! |
| Teacher: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? Pappu: The swallow! |
| Pappu: What do you do get you cross an egg and a sperm? Bunty: A conceived woman. Pappu: No. It's an omelette you probably shouldn't eat! |
| Pappu: Mom do you know our maid is an angel? Jeeto: Why do you think so? Pappu: I saw her naked with her hands on the wall screaming -Oh my God, I'm coming! |
| Dad, said Pappu nonchalantly, "Can you spare me twenty bucks for a blow job?" "When I was your age, Pappu,` responded Santa in measured tones, "I settled for kisses". "Ok, then Dad", pursued Pappu, "how about letting me have twenty bucks for a long, low kiss?" |