| Pappu: Which colour panty are you wearing? Girlfriend: You only have only these type of things to talk Pappu: Okay, Tell me. How should RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? Girlfriend: Er... um... Today I am wearing cream colour push-up bra and pink colour laced panties! |
| Pappu texting to his girlfriend, "Hey baby, what's up?" Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS. Pappu: What? Girlfriend: Yeah. They have become very dirty. People are all over them most of the time. Pappu: What the hell! Girlfriend: Why? Ohhhh fuck... Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS. Damn this Auto-correct is on! |
| Pappu's girlfriend while he is trying to indulge in intercourse, "No. This is wrong". Pappu: But I love you. Girlfriend: Still it is wrong. Pappu: We'll get married. Girlfriend: Stupid. Where you're inserting it is the wrong hole! |
| Pappu parked up in a lovers' lane at night. His girlfriend said, "It's so peaceful. Just listen to the crickets." Pappu: They're not crickets, they're zippers! |
| Teacher: What's a Zebra? Pappu: 26 sizes larger than an 'A' bra! |
| Pappu: I have a funny joke about my dick but it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina but you'll never get it! |
| Teacher: Why does it take a million sperms to fertilize one Egg? . . . Pappu: Female Ego ji; Rejection without Reason! |
| Teacher: Who was Akbar? Pappu: Akbar was Gay. Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that? Pappu: We have heard about Laila - Majnu, Heer - Ranjha, Sohni - Mahiwal, Romeo - Juliet and even Shirin - Farhad; but only Akbar - Birbal! |
| Pappu: A girl told me she wouldn't sleep with me if i was the last person on Earth. Bunty: That was rude! Pappu: I don't mind. The fcat is that if I were the last person on Earth, she wouldn't have a say in the matter! |
| Teacher: What is Re-Cycling? Pappu: It's when a Baniya gives a used 'condom' to his son to play as a 'balloon'; and gives it to his daughter to use it as a Hair Band, when it bursts! |
