| Girlfriend: Hi! Pappu: Hi! Girlfriend: Are you free? Pappu: Sure enough. Girlfriend: Loo Tera? Pappu: Le le, Yaar! Girlfriend: Stupid, I was talking about the movie! |
| Pappu: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met. Girlfriend: You just wanna fuck me! Pappu: Wow! And smart, too! |
| Pappu texts to her girlfriend, "Do you fuck?" Girlfriend: Excuse me? Pappu: Do you fuck? Girlfriend: Stop it, asshole! Pappu: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am soooo sorry. Girlfriend: It's OK. I'm sorry, too. What did you mean to say, anyways? Pappu: Do you suck? |
| Pappu: My girlfriend just texted me saying, "I want you to get me wet when I get home"!
Bunty: That's cool. Pappu: Yeah! I've got 15 water balloons ready... CAN'T WAIT! |
| Pappu: I wanted my girlfriend to suck my toes, but she didn't agree... she just wanted to kiss my lips. Bunty: What did you do about it? Pappu: I negotiated and persuaded her to meet me half way! |
| Teacher: What do we call people living in Turkey? Pappu: I don't know, Sir. Teacher: They are called Turks. And what about those in Spain and Germany? Pappu: That's easy, Sir! They are called Sperms and Germs respectively! |
| Pappu: My phone sucks. Girlfriend: Wow! Is it that user-friendly? |
| A girl updated her status: I'm so f**king bored! Naughty Pappu commented: . .. ... .... Your boyfriend is probably doing it all wrong! |
| Pappu: My masturbating addiction is really getting out of hand. Bunty: What are you doing about it? Pappu: I am trying to get a good grip! |
| Pappu: When I meet a girl for the first time, I shake hands with my left. Bunty: Why? Pappu: I don't want to intimidate her with the competition right away! |
