| Pappu: When the girls pee, why there's a lot of noise of sssshhhh... ? Girlfriend: We don't have a 6 inch silence unlike you! |
| Pappu: Dad, what purpose condoms are used for? Santa: To avoid such questions! |
| Teacher: So what have you learned from this lesson? Pappu: Nothing. Just Lauda Lasoon. Teacher: What? Pappu: I mean I loved the lesson! |
| Pappu: I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. Bunty: Wow! Pappu: But she spit it out! |
| Pappu: Yaar, my girlfriend texted me, "To Fir Chod De Na Mujhko"! I am totally confused. Bunty: About what? Pappu: Whether she's asking for a break up or wants a hot steamy sex session! |
| Pappu was once chatting with his girlfriend on FB, and she said, "Chutiya Hai Kya?" Pappu: Behan ki Taki, Randi... Chutiya Tu Hogi! After a long stunned silence of 3-4 mins she replied, "I was asking about holidays!" |
| Pappu: Baby, everything is fair in love. Girlfriend: But Love, yours is pretty dark! |
| Pappu: My dick was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once. Girlfriend: Wow! It's so big? Pappu: Not really. Girlfriend: So why was it in Guinness Book? Pappu: Even my librarian thought like you. She was really pissed and she kicked me out! |
| Pappu: I just got suspended by my local pool for touching the girls. Bunty: But why you had to touch them? Pappu: : Actually, it turned out the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was! |
| Girlfriend: What do you like the most in me? Pappu: Those big white balls with black dots on them. Girlfriend: Whattt??? Pappu: Yes, I like your eyes. They're really beautiful! |
