| Bunty: What's your opinion on sex before marriage? Pappu: As long as it does not make us late for the ceremony, why not! |
| Bunty: How can you tell if your best friend is gay? Pappu: His dick tastes like shit! |
| Pappu was going for a movie with his girlfriend. Girlfriend: I hope it's nice. Pappu: I hope it's something we've both seen! |
| Pappu took his girlfriend to dinner and she ordered the most expensive dishes in the Menu. Pappu: Do you eat the same kind of dishes at your mother's? Girlfriend: The mother doesn't get to screw me after dinner! |
| Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms. Cashier: Do you want a bag? Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly! |
| During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying. Pappu:: What are you doing? We aren't doing it for the 1st time! Girlfriend: You just continue, I'm practising for my wedding night! |
| Girlfriend: Hey, what's up? Pappu: If I tell you, will you sit on it? |
| Pappu: Were you pregnant? Girlfriend: No. Not at all. Who told you so? Pappu: When I sent you an SMS, I get a delivery report! |
| Pappu: Everything is fair in love. Girlfriend: But darling, yours' is dark! |
| Pappu: Come, let's play day and night friendly match. Girlfriend: Sorry, after 3 days. Pappu: Why? Girlfriend: The pitch is wet, if you want we can play Volley Ball! |
