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![Pappu: After sex, I never spend time with my girlfriend.<br />
Bunty: Why?<br />
Pappu: Because time is money and I don't want her to feel like a whore!]()
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Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because time is money and I don't want her to feel like a whore! -
![Girlfriend's father to Pappu, `How dare you took my daughters virginity?`<br />
Pappu: I'm sorry, Sir. It won't happen again!]()
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Pappu: I'm sorry, Sir. It won't happen again! -
![Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?<br/>
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.<br/>
Dad: What?<br/>
Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.<br/>
Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Dad: What?
Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you? -
![Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN?<br />
Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN!]()
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Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN! -
Pappu took her dumb girlfriend to see a Hockey match. He explained the field layout.
Pappu: See that man in front - he is the forward, and that guy at the back - he is the defence.
Girlfriend: Oh no, he is forward, too - I've been out with him a couple of times! -
![Teacher: Who is the big person, you or your dad?<br />
Pappu: Me of course.<br />
Teacher: why?<br />
Pappu: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.]()
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Pappu: Me of course.
Teacher: why?
Pappu: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't. -
![Drunken Pappu while kissing his girlfriend, `Darling your lips are very salty.`<br />
Girlfriend: Stupid, stand up!]()
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Girlfriend: Stupid, stand up! -
Pappu: You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex?
Girl: No?
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza? -
Pappu: I was about to win an argument with her but she...
Bunty: But what happened>
Pappu: She unbuttoned her blouse! Tryst me... I was so close! -
"Dad", said the young man nonchalantly, "Can you spare me twenty bucks for a blow job?"
"When I was your age, Harvey", responded Santa in measured tones, "I settled for kisses."
"OK, then Dad", pursued Pappu, "How about letting me have twenty bucks for a long, low kiss?"
