| After having a quickie, Pappu told the girl, "If I'd known that you were a virgin, I would have taken more time". Girl : If I'd known you had time, I would have taken off my panties! |
| Girlfriend: I heard that you were thrown out of the class room. Pappu: Yeah, my Maths teacher was responsible for it. Girlfriend: What happened? Pappu: She asked, "What comes after 69?" Apparently "I do" wasn't the correct answer! |
| Pappu: Are you cold? Girlfriend: Yes. Pappu: You want a jacket? Girlfriend: Sure. Pappu: Well, not here. You can jack it when we get back to my room! |
| Santa to his son, Pappu, "One must take the profession one enjoys the
most. Pappu: If people would have taken this advice seriously, the world would be full of porn stars! |
| Santa and Pappu went to a Chemist Shop. Santa buys a pack of condoms. Pappu: What's it? Santa: It's a medicine for killing rats. Pappu: What the f**k! Rats in the Vagina also! |
| Pappu was flirting with a girl. Girl: Fuck you! Pappu: When? Girl: Asshole! Pappu: I asked When, not Where! |
| Pappu: What are the two most important holes in a woman's body? Bunty: Pussy and Asshole. Pappu: No, not those two, you pervert. It's Nostrils as they allow her to breathe . .. ... during Blow-Job! |
| Girlfriend: Smiling is good exercise for a woman's face. Pappu: So are blow jobs! |
| A hopeful Pappu went for an interview in a prestigious college. However, he walked out in a huff. Bunty: Why did you walk out? Pappu: They asked me show my testimonials! |
| Pappu: Please give me a blowjob. Girlfriend: Can you be a little romantic? Pappu: Please give me a blowjob in the rain! |