| Pappu: Daddy, where did I come from? Santa: You came from the stork Pappu: Ewww, you f**ked a stork? |
| Teacher: What do you want to become? Pappu: Doctor. Teacher: Why? Pappu: Because it's the only profession where you can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. |
| Pappu's mother taught him to go to bathroom by the numbers. 1: Open your fly. 2: Take out your equipment. 3: Pull back the skin. 4: Do your business. 5: Let the skin forward. 6: Stow your equipment. 7: Close your fly. She used to check him often and she was pleased to listen 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 until one day when she heard, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5,3-5. |
| Pappu: Do mice give you any trouble? Girl: No? Pappu: Than you must have a darn good pussy! Can you let me pet it? Happy Valentine's day! |
| Girlfriend: Do you believe in puppy love? . .. ... Pappu: Yeah! I've actually tried it once but its ass was too tight. |
| Pappu was playing 'Ludo' with a girl. Pappu: If I get 1,2,3,4,5 after throwing the dice, I'll make love to you. Girl: What? And if the dice shows 6? Pappu: Haven't you played Ludo before? If it's 6, I throw the dice again. |
| Pappu to his girlfriend while on date, "Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less"! Girlfriend: Really? Pappu: Yep! And the interesting thing is that your clothes seem to weigh exactly two pounds! |
| Pappu: Can I touch your boobs? Girlfriend 1: Shut up! Pappu: Can I touch your heartbeats? Girlfriend 2: Ooohh! How sweet! Rishta Wahi, Soach Nai! |
| Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing? Pappu: Fucking! Teacher: Shame on you! How is that? Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah! |
| Pappu: Two lovers went to see a movie. A mosquito entered boys trousers. Guess, where does it bite? Bunty: Obviously, his tool Pappu: Na! It bites on the girl's hand. |