| The teacher was asking students about the names of different sounds made by animals. Teacher: Dog Bunty: Barks Teacher: Cat Pinky: Meows Teacher: Lion Pappu: aah aah F*** me Teacher: I said lion not 'Leone' Pappu: Oh Teri! |
| Pappu walks up to a girl and says, "Wanna play Magic?" The girl asks, "What's that?" Pappu replies, "We go to a hotel, have sex and than I disappear". |
| Pappu catches his parents having sex and asks, "What are you doing?" Santa: Making a brother or may be a sister for you. Pappu: Try doggy style. I want a puppy! |
| Pappu: Between Me and the Toilet, whom do you love the most? Girlfriend: Obviously, it's you. But why do you ask such a stupid question? Pappu: Because you drop your panty so fast for the toilet; but when it comes to me, you really hesitate a lot. |
| Pappu and his shapely date were parked under a romantic moon. Placing his hand on her thigh, he whispered, "I love you". With a deep sigh, the girl replied, "A little higher". "I love you", came the higher-pitched reply from Pappu. |
| "It's a boy", Pappu shouted. "A boy, I don't believe it. I simply can't believe it"! And with tears rolling down his face, Pappu ran out onto the streets. From here on, he swore that he'd never pick up another hooker in Thailand! |
| Pappu: It's just a formality but still I ask - can I marry your daughter? Father of the girl: Who says it's just a formality? Pappu: The doctor. |
| Girlfriend: Hi! How are you doing? Pappu: In your absence, by hand! |
| Pappu: Tattoos are really funny. Bunty: Why so? Pappu: If a young lady gets a TATTOO of a Horse on her boobs, by the time she turns 70, it will become a Giraffe. |
| Pappu to his girlfriend, "My penis stopped breathing"! Girlfriend: What shall I do? Pappu: Quick, perform CPR(Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation)! |