| Teacher: Give an example of making mountain out of a mole hill. Pappu: Wearing padded bra. |
| Girl: Hey, what's up? Pappu: If I tell you, then will you sit on it? |
| Pappu is playing in the street one day when this stranger pulls up in his car. Stranger: Psssssst! Hey kid! Pappu: Yeah! Stranger: I'll give a piece of candy to come in my car. Pappu: Give me the whole damn bag and I'll come in your mouth! |
| In an English grammar class, teacher asks, "He does not like girls". What is 'HE' in this sentence? Pappu: He is gay. |
| Pappu did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him about the reason, he said, "Our Cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull". "How disgusting! I am sure your father could have done that", the teacher said. "No ma'm, he couldn't have. Only the Bull could have done it." |
| Pappu: What would you do if you got into my bed? Girlfriend: Is it comfortable? Pappu: Yes. Very comfortable. Girlfriend: I'd sleep. |
| Pappu: Do you like parties? Girlfriend: Yes, why? Pappu: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball! |
| Pappu's girlfriend wears sleeveless dresses all the time. On the right arm, she got a tattoo 'C' and on the left arm 'L'. Pappu: What does it mean? GF: I am COOL. |
| Girlfriend: Do you believe in puppy love? Pappu: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small. |
| Pappu: My girlfriend left me. Bunty: Why? Pappu: Because I kept lying . .. ... on top of her sister. |
