| Pappu: When I meet a girl for the first time I shake hands with my left. Bunty: But why? Pappu: I don't want to intimidate her with the competition right away. |
| Pappu: My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt! Bunty: How could you give her 12 inches? Pappu: I fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a Cricket bat. |
| Pappu to his girlfriend, "Why do girls dress to impress boys?" Girlfriend: We dress only to "out-dress" other girls. If we were trying to impress boys, we'd run around naked. |
| Bunty: What's the difference between dark and hard? Pappu: It stays dark all night. |
| Bunty: Why's your dick bigger than mine? Pappu: Because as a kid, I didn't have toys to play with! |
| Pappu: You're not being logical by accusing me of being wrong when it's simply not my fault. Girlfriend: I have the vagina, therefore, I make the fucking rules and I call the fucking shots. |
| Pappu: The best curve on a girl is her smile. Bunty: Really? Pappu: Lol just kidding, look at that ass. |
| Pappu: I think my girlfriend has had 61 boyfriends before me. Bunty: What makes you believe so? Pappu: She calls me her "sixty second" lover. |
| Pappu to his girlfriend, "Darling, what is rape?" Girlfriend: It's the wrong man at the right place. |
| Pappu: My girlfriend and I have recently been in a long distance relationship. Bunty: But she's in town. I see her almost everyday. Pappu: F**king restraining orders. |