| Pappu: What did O say to Q? Bunty: Dunno Pappu: Bro, your dick is hanging out. |
| Pappu: Do you like parties? Girl: Yes, why? Pappu: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball! |
| While in school, Pappu went to the loo with his friend, Bunty to take a leak. When he saw Bunty's dick, he exclaimed, "Now I now why your new girlfriend loves your dick so much? Bunty: Why? Pappu: Because the teacher taught us to enjoy small things in life. |
| Girlfriend: Sorry, I don't do anal. Pappu: So bad! Tell me how upset you'll be when your boyfriend cheats on you. |
| Pappu to a girl with big tits, "That's a gorgeous dairy farm you have". Girl: It's not a dairy farm, it's a poultry farm. It has never failed to raise cocks. |
| Pappu: My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. Bunty: So what did you ask for? Pappu: They gave me a wrist watch. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch. |
| Teacher: Write the passive voice of "I made a mistake". Pappu: I was made by a mistake. |
| Pappu: I sent my girlfriend a "Get Better Soon" card. Bunty: I didn't know she's sick. Pappu: She's not sick. She's just awful in the bed. |
| Girl: Slow down, foreplay is an art. Pappu: Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint! |
| A girl taps on Pappu's ass and enquires, "How come you have such a strong ass?" Pappu replies, "One needs a strong hammer to drive a long nail home"! |