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![Teacher: What are vowels?<br/>
Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!]()
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Girlfriend: Yeh Purse Pakdo Main Abhi Aayi.
Pappu Ne Purse Khola Usme Se Rubber Ka Lun Nikla.
Girlfriend Wapas Aakar: Purse Khola To Nahi?
Pappu: Na Ji Na, Main Khol Ke Lun Lena! -
![English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?<br />
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Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!]()
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Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we! -
![Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.<br />
Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.<br />
Aunty: Silent.]()
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Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
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![Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?<br />
Pappu: 6 girls.<br />
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!]()
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Pappu: 6 girls.
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![Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?<br/>
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!]()
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Height of planning!
One day Pappu takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth! -
![Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.<br/>
Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?<br/>
Pappu: I convinced her!]()
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Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?
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Pappu goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Pappu: "Mas-tur-bate."
Teacher smiles and says, "Wow, Pappu, that's a mouthful."
Pappu: No, Teacher, you're thinking of a blowjob! -
![Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?<br />
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!]()
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Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!
