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![Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?<br/>
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?<br/>
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, `10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!`]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!" -
Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.
Santa: Haan.
Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai! -
Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
Neighbour: Kya?
Pappu: Ungli! -
Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?
Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
Pappu: Mutthh
Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke! -
Pappu (Trying to convince his girlfriend for doggy style sex): Doggy Style Sex Karne Se Aankh Ki Roshni Badhti Hai.
Girlfriend:Tumhein Kaise Pata?
Pappu: Kabhi Kutton Ko Chashma Pehne Hue Dekha Hai Kya? -
Teacher: If I gave you ₹200 and you gave ₹50 to Rosy, ₹50 to Suzi, ₹50 to Nikki and ₹50 to Amy, what would you have?
Pappu: An orgy! -
Teacher: Complete the sentence... "If my cup is only half full..."
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra! -
![Teacher catches Pappu for copying:<br/>
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.<br/>
Pappu: Nice Boobs!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher catches Pappu for copying:
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
Pappu: Nice Boobs! -
![Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.<br/>
Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai? -
![Teacher: Complete the sentence...<br />
`If my cup is only half full...`<br />
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!<br />
Teacher: GET OUT!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Complete the sentence...
"If my cup is only half full..."
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
Teacher: GET OUT!
